Janni

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Name: Janni

Gender: FEMALE

Origin: Africa

Language: Latvian

Thematic: Astronomy

Meaning: Janni - a name meaning 'Mean and a bad poet in ancient Latvia

Comments: very popular in Latvia, Janni is a name usually given to babies who are unusually large or mean looking. Can also go by 'Janmeister' 'Janninator' or 'Janjan' Janni always rules supreme over kate and allows her to cry in a supermarket aisle. Meanwhile, janni goes crying in wedding aisles, at any wedding, even if she is not invited. However Jannis are usually nice in nature. usually :)

groundbreaking research has just been done on this exclusive and rare species. It seems that Janni is now seen as the NICEST species in comparison to the species Kate. Janni are not a hibernatory species allow it was a common misconception. In fact it seems that while most species migrate to perth in the winter janni's stay behind to take advantage of good food wine and an array of entertainments. Janni are very intelligent species who understand that kate cannot be as wonderful! janni are not VAIN

Contrary to popular belief, the so-called 'groundbreaking research' done is actually all made up by one of these Janni's. Along with vanity, lying in order to make themselves appear better then other people is a common trait among Janni's. The best advice is to ignore them.

Jealousy is a common trait in the species kate. and Janni are well aware of this. But the plight of the endangered Janni is very sad one. While spending the day dodging the elusive and dangerous kiwi bird (search kiwi) who seems to be intent on setting Janni on fire, the Janni bird also has to defend herself the Kate who is twisted and bent on giving the Janni as many demeaning nicknames as she can. examples include the janninator and the janmeister.

Becuase of their hermaphrodic tendancies (see gender, above), Janni's are often very confused. They often do not know what they are saying, and in turn are often very insulting. Janni's are Gastropods, and as a result often have a lot of gas. This is useful in todays times, where there is a gas shortage, but because Janni's are very selfish creatures, they do not share their supply, and use it all themselves for mundane tasks such as making tea.

Due to a terrible error on our computer database it seems that the above paragraph was indeed intended for the species Kate or Kiwi...or Sophie or indeed any other name. except (of course) for the bit about the tea..Jannis are unusually fond of TEA TEA TEA!

Namespedia is a very respectable website and therefore does not have any 'terrible error on our computer database', contrary to what may have been said. However as stated above, the Jannis unusual obsession with tea, means that they are not usually thinking straight and therefore tend to make large errors themselves.